Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #10

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #10

Watching Hugh Grant and his Stuttering pathetic charm is as Appealing to me as closing my Scrotum in a DVD case. Are these real or do you Make them up to be especially nasty? Kate Hudson is a dead-eyed Trash bag that smells like low tide. Greg Kinnear Stars in holy [BLEEP] who Gives a [BLEEP] coming soon. Chris Evans is a stupid Bearded sweater wearing dumb Dork. Melissa McCarthy is the Medea of white people. Jane Lynch had bigger [BLEEP] than Ultimate Warrior. Norman Reedus, I can fit two Firsts and a leg in my [BLEEP]. Hit me up. Okay. I’ll do it. Tongue punch in the fart box is a neglected phrase. Use it today. Example: Margot Robbie deserves a tongue punch in the fart box. Wow. Anthony Mackie is probably. Angry that he looks like a [BLEEP] Aardvark. Judd Apatow has completely ruined manhood. Olivia Wilde’s forehead is the same size as my left ass cheek. and I weigh 250 pounds. So I’ll let you imagine just how big that must be. Paul Rudd is the most boring. vanilla dude. You know he just sits at home with his wife having a bland spaghetti dinner, talking about his day. That’s pretty funny. Why does Ryan Gosling always Look like he’s trying to squeeze a fart out without making any noise? Has Zac Efron ever been in a Film where he didn’t play a total douche? I’ve never seen one of his Films, I’m just judging by his face. How how I loathe Nickelback. P.S. [BLEEP] you Wanda Sykes. Russell Crowe is delightfully paradoxical in that he is a huge [BLEEP] with a small penis. Bryan Cranston looks like Jim Carrey impersonating Matthew McConaughey. All right, all right, ALRIGHTY THEN! I keep forgetting that Kiefer Sutherland isn’t dead. Well, whoever wrote this, if it makes you feel better, it’s not for a lack of trying. Oh, yeah, and [BLEEP] you. [ LAUGHTER ]

100 thoughts on “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #10

  1. after months of searching, someone who wants to tongue punch her arse was the meanest thing they could find lol she is so beyond smokin im sure it was impossible to find anything

  2. Don’t care for Jimmy Kimmel since he became a whiney host that made his show about politics & pushes an agenda but these are funny…Norman Reedus & Ryan Gosling though….

  3. I wonder if Margo Robbie actually likes that people want to tongue punch her fart box. I mean, it's not even a bad thing.

  4. Sure, celebrities become famous and thus, are thrust into the Spotlight of Fame but…that doesn't mean you should be spiteful. Perhaps you are letting the onscreen character they act out, lead you to falsely believe that are undeserving of anything good?

  5. I think that many people misunderstood Margot Robbie's "mean" tweet. I for one would love to tongue punch her in the fart box

  6. I think that it may be in everyone’s best interest if I were to get a private meeting with Margot Robbie and further explain the meaning and process of that tweet. I could clear up any confusion there might be.

  7. Pretty funny how Olivia Wilde is reading a tweet about how big her forehead is then Paul Rudd morphs on-screen with an even bigger forehead.

  8. What I got from this was that they couldn’t find a single mean tweet for Norman Reedus to read, so they just got a thirsty one lol


  9. Did anyone else see Margot Robbie and turn into a hard stallion, but then straight into a wet noodle when she talked about rimming?

  10. Whoever called my baby chris Evens stupid, dumb and a dork im coming for u lock ur doors, windows and any entrances to ur house

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