Crucible Cast Party [feat. Lin-Manuel Miranda] – SNL


>>WITCHCRAFT CAN BE A WICKED
THING, JOHN PROCTOR.>>HE CANNOT HIDE HIS SINS ANY
MORE.>>HE HAS HIS GOODNESS NOW.
I SHALL NOT TAKE IT FROM HIM.>>GOD REST HIS SOUL.
♪♪♪>>OH, HEY.
WE JUST FINISHED OUR HIGH SCHOOL PERFORMANCE OF “THE CRUCIBLE.”
>>AND WE DIDN’T MESS UP AT ALL.>>SO NOW IT’S TIME TO GET NASTY
AT THE HORNIEST EVENT IN TOWN.>>THAT’S RIGHT.
IT’S THE CAST PARTY.>>THIS YEAR IT’S AT
CODY SHUCK’S HOUSE.>>AND WE’RE GOING TO RIP IT UP
ALL NIGHT UNTIL 11:45. ♪♪♪
♪ GONNA HIT THE PARTY LIKE I JUST HIT ALL MY CUES
MAKING EYES AT GUYS AS TAN AS MY CHARACTER SHOES ♪
♪ MY PARENTS GAVE ME A BOUQUET BUT TONIGHT
I NEED MY HANDS FREE ♪ ♪ I’M THE BADDEST BITCH
IN SIGHT WHO PLAYED A WITCH TONIGHT ♪
♪ I SEE ZACHARY MARCELLI GONNA HELP HIM GET IT UP
HOPE HE LIKES A SEXY TEEN IN OLD AGE MAKEUP ♪
♪ GOTTA HIT HIM WITH THE MOVES
THE MOST RISQUE I KNOW ♪ ♪ IT’S THE CHOREOGRAPHY
FROM CHICAGO ♪ ♪ ALL AROUND THE ROOM
EVERY BOY WANTS ME WHICH ONE WILL I CHOOSE
EVERY BOY WANTS A PIECE ♪ ♪ AT THE
CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪
♪ TWENTY FIVE VIRGINS AND A LOT OF SPRITE AT THE
CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪ ♪ GOT MY EYE ON ALEX BARD
WANNA BONE BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW SO I’M GONNA STEAL HIS
HAT FROM HIM ♪ ♪ AND JUST SORTA
WALK AROUND DAMN THIS PARTY’S
OFF THE CHAIN ♪ ♪ IT’S THE 10:00 PM
MASSAGE TRAIN ♪ ♪ ALL THE LIGHTS
MUST STAY UP THAT’S THE RULE FROM
CODY’S MOM ♪ ♪ MIKEY MAZARINO HAS A
STOLEN CIGARETTE TAKE A PUFF SO HE CAN SEE
HOW NASTY I CAN GET ♪ ♪ THEN I CALL MY MOM AND DAD
AND TELL THEM EVERYTHING ‘CAUSE IF WE DON’T HAVE ♪
♪ OUR PARENTS’ TRUST WE DON’T HAVE ANYTHING ♪
♪ GRAB THE CUTEST BOY AND STEAL HIM AWAY
CLOSE AND LOCK THE DOORS ♪ ♪ AND WATCH A DVD
OF OUR PLAY ♪>>WHAT SAY YOU, GOODY PROCTOR?
>>YOU’RE SO GOOD IN THAT SCENE.>>YOU WERE TOO.
>>OH, UM — WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW?
>>I DON’T KNOW. MAYBE WE COULD GO AND GET SOME
PRETZELS?>>OH.
HECK YEAH. I LOVE PRETZELS.
♪♪♪ ♪ AT THE
CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪
♪ EVERYBODY COMES BUT NOBODY NUTS
AT THE CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪
♪ HEY I’M SENIOR CODY SHUCK AND YOU ALL ARE IN LUCK
THEY CALL ME MISTER TRIPLE THREAT ♪
♪ CUZ I CAN DANCE SING AND [ BLEEP ]E THAT’S WHY
I’M ALWAYS THE LEAD ♪
♪ THE PARENTS ALL COME TO SEE ME
I WAS THE PHANTOM IN PHANTOM ♪
♪ AND I WAS SWEENEY IN SWEENEY
AND NOW I’M HERE TO GET FREAKY ♪
♪ SO LADIES TAKE OFF YOUR TOPS
AND COME OVER AND GET ♪ ♪ A SHOW SHIRT
OUT OF THIS BOX YOUR NAMES ARE LISTED
ALPHABETICAL ♪ ♪ INCREDIBLY LEGIBLE
AND IF YOU ARE ON THE CREW THEN YOU’RE IN
A PARENTHETICAL ♪ ♪ I GOT BITCHES
ALL AROUND ME AND THEY’RE DOWN ON THEIR KNEES ♪
♪ BEGGING WILL YOU SIGN MY POSTER
FOR MY BEDROOM PLEASE ♪ ♪ NOW HERE’S A BIG SECRET
DON’T ASK HOW I KNOW THIS BUT IF YOU SEX ME RIGHT
TONIGHT I’LL TELL YOU ♪ ♪ WHAT THE SPRING SHOW IS
I’LL LAY YOU DOWN ON THE BED AND WHISPER IN YOUR EAR ♪
♪ THAT MRS. DONAHUE SAID WE COULD DO RENT THIS YEAR
AND I CAN’T WAIT FOR REHEARSAL ♪
♪ I’MMA BE IN IT TO WIN IT WE START IN FIVE HUNDRED
TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES ♪
♪ OH YEAH AT THE
CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪
♪ CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY
WORKED UP VIRGINS WHO LOVE TO SING ♪
♪ AT THE CRUCIBLE CAST PAR-TAY ♪
[ VOCALIZING ]>>ENOUGH!
>>MOM! ♪ CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪♪♪

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