Dollface Plays Along Ep. 1 / Marchi vs Hlavic Innergeekdom / Movie Trivia Schmoedown
Hello there Schmoedown fans… Welcome to the first of my regular series of first-round play-alongs. So, what I will be doing is reacting and playing along to the first round of every new Schmoedown match. Why just the first round? Well, I’m doing this not really to be a reactor per se, but to prove my capabilities. And the first round is where it is easiest to compare what I know to what they know. Today, I’m not really promising anything special, because we will be watching an Innergeekdom match between Keetin Marchi and Adam Hlavic. I am what you would call a geek, primarily DC and Star Trek, but there’s definitely categories far outside of my wheelhouse. I do not give one flying fuck about Harry Potter. So, like I said, I don’t promise anything, but I will do my best. Hi Mark! Hi Ken! I love the Pitboss, he’s one of the best things about the Schmoedown. Ellis too, obviously. Somehow, someway!? Somehow… someway!? I could’ve told you that was going to happen. Don’t listen to them Andrew. You are perfect, never change. *giggle* Kanowski… I’m always glad when I’m not the only one who has problems talking. Love the ears. I don’t know, I think I’m going to put my money on Adam. That’s my guess. Those aren’t character flaws! I don’t know anything about Harry Potter either. He says! I’m starting to slowly warm up to Mike. He was really nice to me on Facebook and he followed me on Twitter, so… I love ya Mike. I’m good at day-drinking in Ontario! Never been to San Diego. Sometime soon… Yes, if you can’t have Kristian there, the best one to do the intros is definitely Napzok. Definitely important to hydrate. I always wondered why Innergeekdom gets 10 questions in the first round but the regular singles division only gets 8. I find that odd. I’m sorry, I’m sorry Ellis, you didn’t do it right. I love ya, but that’s not right. I’m going to guess… Four? 1-1-1! Theoden, I think? Ha!! Ha-ha!! So, 2-1-1 for me! I have no idea but I can tell you that Darkseid is from Apokolips, and Thanos is just a bad ripoff of Darkseid, so… Alright, 2-2-1… I don’t know, Snape? 3-3-1! I’m doing better than I thought I would. I even got a Harry Potter question right! Nuclear Man. 4-4-1! Uh… Mark Strong. He was a fantastic Sinestro in a very bad movie. 5-5-1! Flash and Cyborg, I think. I only saw it once. 6-6-1! I’m just as surprised about this as you are. Uh… Personal gain? Alright, well we’re still 6-6-1. Uh… JK Simmons. 7-7-1. Uh… I can picture her face, but I don’t know her name. That’s it, it was buried in there somewhere, but… So 8-7-1. And that is where I will leave you. So… I did better than I thought I would! I definitely did a lot better than Keetin. If you want to see the rest, you will have to watch the match yourself on Collider. Kristian, if you’re watching, and you did say you would be, there you go, I do know my stuff. So, thanks for watching. Bye!