‘Dos Amigas,’ Starring Ellen and Eva Longoria
– We are back with
Eva Longoria, and in honor of your new show,
“Telenovela,” we thought it would be fun
if Eva and I, we act out a scene
from a telenovela together. The only catch is we’ve never
seen the script before. – The volcano erupts. The sun is hot. The fire burns,
but nothing is hotter than “Dos Amigas.” [cheers and applause] – Hola. – Ciao, Garita. I need to speak to you.
Are you home? – Oh, si.
– I’m coming over. – Mm.
[knocking] Come in-a. – [chuckles]
Anna Antonia Concepcion. Anna Antonia Concepcion,
I must speak to you. – What is it,
Carmelita Catero Consuela? – I’ve come to tell you
I know everything. [dramatic music sting] – What do you know? – I know you’ve been
sleeping with my brother’s wife’s sister’s
cousin. – [gasps] – And I’ve come
to give you this. [fake slap sound] [fake slap sound] [fake slap sound] [fake slap sound] [fake punch sound] [knocking] – Oh, who is it?
Come in. [laughter] – Oh, it’s your line. You have to talk.
– El Nino. I knew you’d be coming. They keep talking about you
on the news. – Mamacita, I want to sh–
I want to show you how good I am at juggling my balls. [laughter] – Of course.
Please show us your balls. Very bue–bueno–bueno. Now, go outside and practice. – Yes, Mamacita. – Where were we? [fake slap sounds] [fake slap sound] [fake slap sound] [fake slap sound] [fake slap sounds] – I know something
about you. I know something
about you too. [dramatic music sting] – What do you know? – I know you’ve been
sleeping with my husband. – [gasps] – And if that’s not
punishment enough, I have this for you. [fake slap sounds] – This has been
“Dos Amigas.” [cheers and applause] “Telenovela” airs Mondays
at 8:30 on NBC. We’ll be right back. – [singing]
Today’s the day I’ve been waiting for Tomorrow won’t come