Ellen’s Got a Curl Secret

Ellen’s Got a Curl Secret


– ON WEDNESDAY,
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE NEWEST TREND
IN MEN’S HAIRSTYLES: MAN BUNS. [people whoop] YEAH.
OR “MUH-BUNS,” AS I CALL ‘EM. WELL, IT’S ONLY FAIR THAT
I ALSO TELL YOU WHAT’S HAPPENING WITH WOMEN’S HAIR. TODAY I SAW
A COMMERCIAL, AND IT’S SOMETHING CALLED
“CURL SECRET.” TAKE A LOOK. female announcer:
SOMETHING’S HAPPENING TO CURLS. IT’S CONAIR’S CURL SECRET, A REVOLUTIONARY NEW WAY
TO MAKE BEAUTIFUL CURLS IN SECONDS. HAIR GOES IN.
CURL COMES OUT. YOU CAN’T SEE IT.
IT ALL HAPPENS INSIDE. EASY, FAST, FABULOUS. [singing]
– YEAH announcer: CURL SECRET
FROM INFINITI PRO BY CONAIR. – LOOK AT THAT.
ISN’T THAT– IT HAPPENS INSIDE. YOU DON’T SEE IT. [applause] I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH,
AND THIS IS TRUE. THAT’S THE SAME MACHINE
THEY USE TO MAKE PASTA
AT THE OLIVE GARDEN. [laughter] TRUE STORY. I WANTED TO FIND OUT
HOW WELL IT WORKED, SO I BOUGHT ONE, AND THIS IS–
THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE. AND IT IS–
IT’S MADE IN CHINA, HOME OF THE LONG,
WAVY HAIR. [laughter] IT’S SAYS ON THE BOX
THAT IT GOES UP TO 400 DEGREES, SO YOU CAN USE IT
TO GRILL A PANINI. [laughter] AND IT ALSO SAYS
IT’S SUITABLE FOR ALL HAIR LENGTHS
AND TYPES, BUT I DON’T THINK SO. SO–AND I WANTED TO TRY IT
AND SEE IF IT WORKED, AND I WAS LOOKING AROUND. I WATCH YOU BEFORE THE SHOW,
AS YOU KNOW. AND THERE’S SOMEONE
WITH LONG, STRAIGHT HAIR RIGHT HERE. YOU RIGHT THERE. NO, DON’T LOOK BEHIND YOU.
YOU. COME ON DOWN HERE.
YOU HAVE LONG, STRAIGHT HAIR. [cheers and applause] – HI.
– HI. – HI.
– OH, MY GOD. – YOU’RE NERVOUS?
WHY? JUST ‘CAUSE
I’VE NEVER USED IT BEFORE. SIT DOWN. – ARE YOU SURE?
– SIT DOWN. YEAH, I’M SURE. WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
– MY NAME IS MATIA. – OKAY, MATIA, AND–
WILL YOU HOLD THIS, ‘CAUSE– – SURE, I’LL HOLD THIS. – WELL, ACTUALLY,
BEFORE YOU DO THAT, CAN YOU JUST SIGN
SOME STUFF? – OH, MY GOSH. – JUST SIGN YOUR NAME
AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT THERE. – OKAY, HERE WE GO.
– DON’T READ IT. JUST SIGN IT.
– ARE YOU SURE? – YEAH, JUST SIGN THAT ONE.
– THAT ONE. AND THAT ONE TOO? – AND THAT ONE.
– GOSH. – THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH.
I CAN COPY THAT. [laughter] – OKAY.
– ALL RIGHT. AND I SHOULD READ
THE INSTRUCTIONS, BUT WE DON’T HAVE TIME,
SO HOLD THIS. – OH, MY GOODNESS.
– ALL RIGHT. SO HAVE YOU ALWAYS WANTED
TO HAVE CURLY HAIR AT ALL? ‘CAUSE IT’S VERY,
VERY STRAIGHT. – I’VE ALWAYS WANTED
CURLY HAIR. LIKE, MY WHOLE LIFE,
I WANTED TO HAVE CURLY HAIR, BUT IT’S JUST STRAIGHT. – LOOK AT THE TIME THAT– WHAT A COINCIDENCE
YOU’D BE HERE TODAY. THINK–
– OH, MY–OKAY. OKAY. [laughs] – WAIT, I HAVE TO HEAR
THE BEEP. [curler beeps] – OH, IT BEEPED.
I HEARD IT, I HEARD IT. – NO, IT’S SUPPOSED TO BEEP
THREE TIMES. – TWO, THREE.
– THERE’S THREE. LOOK AT THAT. IT NEEDS TO STAY IN LONGER.
– DON’T TOUCH IT. – DON’T JUDGE IT YET.
both: OKAY. – YOU LOOK
SO DISAPPOINTED. – OH, YEAH, IT’S GONNA BE GREAT.
I TRUST YOU. IT’S GONNA BE GREAT.
I’M SURE. IT’S GONNA BE GREAT.
– YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TRUST ME. – I DO.
– MATIA. – ELLEN. [curler beeps] – IT’S SMOKING.
– OH, MY GOSH. WAIT, WAIT, TAKE IT OFF.
– NO, IT SEEMS NORMAL–TO SMOKE. – OKAY, OKAY. – OKAY, IT BEEPED.
OH, LOOK AT THAT. – SEE–DID IT DO IT?
– YEAH. IT JUST NEEDED TO STAY IN
A LITTLE BIT LONGER. DO YOU LIKE THAT?
– YEAH, I LIKE IT. – OKAY, GOOD.
– IT’S SWEET. – I’LL DO ONE MORE.
– OKAY, ONE MORE. JUST–OKAY.
– ALL RIGHT. – OKAY.
OOH! THAT’S REALLY FAR.
– OKAY. [gasps] I’M SO SORRY. – OH, MY GOD! [laughter and applause] [laughing]
OH, MY GOD. [cheers and applause] WAIT, WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
ARE YOU LAUGHING? – YEAH.
YEAH, NO, IT’S NOT YOUR HAIR. IT’S– [laughter] – OH, MY GOD.
– NO, I WOULDN’T DO THAT TO YOU. I WOULDN’T LAUGH
IF I DID THAT. I WOULD BE IN MY CAR
DRIVING HOME. – I WAS ABOUT TO CRY.
– MATIA, NO. I WOULDN’T DO THAT TO YOU.
THAT WAS FANTASTIC. YOU’RE SUCH A GOOD SPORT. I APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH,
AND IT WAS FUN. AND I’M GONNA GIVE YOU THIS.
– OH, I GET ONE? – YEAH, YOU GET ONE FREE
SO YOU CAN PRACTICE ON YOURSELF. – THANKS!
– YOU’RE WELCOME. ALL RIGHT, MATIA. I SHALL DANCE YOU
BACK TO YOUR SEAT. LET’S GO.

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