Harry Potter a Kámen mudrců

Harry Potter a Kámen mudrců


Harry lived an ordinary life until… Dear Mr. Potter You have been accepted at Pragwarts
School of Witchcraft and Wizardry But his parents did not approve of his wizardry… And they let him know it
You little twit! Which has left Harry scarred not just on his soul Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone Just wait for your father to sober up. He’ll smack you! To study, he had to run away from home. Old dustpans, brooms and mops will be history. With this one, you can even zigzag! Wicked! Until finally arriving at the Praguewarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,
led by the one and only headmaster Drunkedore. Let me introduce you our 3 guests. Harry, what’s wrong? The scar. It still burns. I think it’s a warning. PHILOSOPHER’S STONE IS STOLEN! Believed to be the work of dark witches or wizards unknown Philosopher’s Stone produces the Elixir of Life which will make the drinker immortal Listen
I am in perfect health Now what we do? I know a curse when I see one, you have to keep eye contact. And Drunkedore didn’t blink at all. Allow me to blink at you There are other things defending the Stone. Spells, charms. That’s why he’s limping He doesn’t want the Stone for himself, he wants it for Voldemort. With the Elixir of Life, Voldemort will get strong once again. And then he’ll come back But first Harry had to defeat Drunkedore’s apprentice. I just want to tell you that I will never resign. Never. Rictusempra! Well I feel sorry for those poor things So I got this wand Philosopher’s Stone! Thus Harry could finally return the Philosopher’s Stone to its rightful owner. Forever young, i want to be forever young. And at last he experienced the magic of the Czech cuisine. …be forever young…

100 thoughts on “Harry Potter a Kámen mudrců

  1. Je nepekne že si robíte srandu s vašeho prezidenta a premiera zaslúžili by ste si slovenskú vládu napr. bývalého premiera Fica a ministra vnútra Kaliňáka ……….

  2. dobrý až na Karla Gott protože umřel a jako je docela blbý že si ho tam dal ale nevadí v tu dobu když jsi to vydával to bylo před rokem tak ještě žil,takže ti dávám za tvou práci i tak 5/5 hvězdiček,vynikající práce.

  3. To neni Brubal Ale Milos zeman a proc tam sou treba Ivan s pohadky Mrazik pak tam je Z certy nejsou zerty pak tam sou este Princ a vecernice sou tam u haryy poter ružickova nema syna haryy potra tak ze ti drz hubu este tam je Karel gott drzi kamen mudrcu tak ze se dej do klidu A spiva Haryy ji chleba a rižek vole neser mne

  4. Je to nejlepší parodie na Harryho.😃 Je to udělaný do nejmenších detailů😍. Jenom škoda že Kája kámen mudrců neměl. 😪

  5. Ten kámen pro Karla Gotta, 1. bud byl falešnej nebo za 2. Nefungoval a nebo 3. Byl to šunt od českých teleshopingků

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