Jemaine Clement – Shiny (From “Moana”)

Jemaine Clement – Shiny (From “Moana”)


[plops]♪♪♪♪ Well, Tamatoa hasn’t
always been this glam ♪ ♪ I was a drab
little crab once ♪ ♪ Now I know I can be
happy as a clam ♪ ♪ Because I’m beautiful,
baby ♪ ♪ Did your granny say,
“Listen to your heart ♪ ♪ Be who you are
on the inside”? ♪ ♪ I need three words
to tear her argument apart ♪ ♪ Your granny lied ♪ ♪ I’d rather be shiny ♪ ♪ Like a treasure
from a sunken pirate wreck ♪ ♪ Scrub the deck ♪ ♪ And make it look shiny ♪ ♪ I will sparkle like
a wealthy woman’s neck ♪ ♪ Just a sec ♪ ♪ Don’t cha know ♪ ♪ Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ ♪ They chase anything
that glitters ♪ ♪ Beginners, oh ♪ ♪ And here
they come, come, come ♪ ♪ To the brightest thing
that glitters ♪ ♪ Mmm, fish dinners ♪ ♪ I just love free food ♪♪ Free food ♪♪ And you look like seafood ♪♪ Seafood ♪No! Hey, clam cake! I’m back. Mwah. It’s Maui time! [gasps] [yelps] What do you say,
little buddy? Giant hawk– coming up. Cha-hoo! Cha-hoo! [gasps] ♪ Well, well, well ♪ ♪ Little Maui’s having
trouble with his look ♪ ♪ Ya little semi, demi
mini god! ♪ Ouch. ♪ What a terrible performance,
get the hook! ♪ Get it?
♪ You don’t swing it
like you used to, man ♪ ♪ Yet I have to give you
credit for my start ♪ ♪ And your tattoos
on the outside ♪ ♪ For just like you ♪ ♪ I made myself
a work of art ♪ ♪ I’ll never hide ♪ ♪ I can’t, I’m too shiny! ♪ ♪ Watch me dazzle
like a diamond in the rough ♪ ♪ Strut my stuff ♪ ♪ My stuff is so shiny! ♪ ♪ Send your armies,
but they’ll never be enough! ♪ ♪ My shell’s too tough,
Maui, man ♪ ♪ You could try, try, try ♪ ♪ But you can’t expect
a demigod ♪ ♪ To beat a decapod ♪ Look it up. ♪ You will die, die, die ♪ ♪ Now it’s time
for me to take apart ♪ ♪ Your achin’ heart ♪ ♪ Far from the ones
who abandoned you ♪ ♪ Chasing the love
of these humans ♪ ♪ Who made you feel wanted ♪ ♪ You try to be tough ♪ ♪ But your armor’s
just not hard enough ♪ ♪ Maui, now it’s time
to kick your heinie ♪ ♪ Ever seen someone so shiny ♪ ♪ Soak it in ’cause it’s
the last you’ll ever see ♪♪ C’est la vie, mon ami ♪♪ I’m so shiny ♪ ♪ Now I eat you
so prepare your final plea ♪ ♪ Just for me ♪ ♪ You’ll never
be quite as shiny ♪ ♪ You wish you were
nice n’ shiny ♪ [grunting] [girl] Hey! Hm? I got something shiny
for ya.

100 thoughts on “Jemaine Clement – Shiny (From “Moana”)

  1. Why Tomatoa hasn’t always been this clam. I was a drab little crab once… now I know I can be happy as a clam because I’m beautiful baby did ya granny say listen to your heart but you are on the inside I made you what’s in always in apart ya getting lied I rather be SHINY like a treasure from a sunken pirate rate screp the dept and make it look SHINY I was fasuld like a wumy women’s meth just to say don’t ya know fish are dumb dumb dumb

  2. Is this what passes as Disney-songs nowadays? It isn't catchy or emotionally tugging in the least. Absolutely pathetic.

  3. 2:05 the way he says "never be ENOUGH," gets kinda dark for a split second, makes me think he's killed humans in the thousands at times.

  4. Tamatoa: Did your granny say listen to your heart be who you are on the inside

    Me: my grandma cant Even walk
    No Offense grandma

  5. What time until what has it always been this glam I was a travel club ones now I know I can be happy as a clam because I’m beautiful baby did your grandma say listen to your heart and you are on the inside I need to wait to take your argument apartment apart i Rather be shiny like a treasure from the sunken pirate rack scrub the deck and make it look shiny I will sparkle like a wedding on the neck she just the werid I don’t you know the show dumb dumb dumb they do everything that glitters beginners oh and here they come come come to the virus thing that glitters fish dinners I just love Are use the voice thing

  6. I would like to take action against those who had a very important part of the government to take action against those who had a very important part of the government to take action against those who had a very important part of the government to take action against 6years I think

  7. 2:15 I swear I always hear him say “look it up” and I think that he’s breaking the fourth wall but apparently it’s “Give it up”

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