KENZO “The Realest Real”, a movie by Carrie Brownstein

KENZO “The Realest Real”, a movie by Carrie Brownstein

– Abby, please come with me. – Who are those people? – They’re your followers. – One of them just walked away. – Yeah, they’re fickle like that. You’ll never know
what you did wrong, so, don’t even worry about it. – People tell me I look
smug, like in photos. Does it seem like that to you, like I have a smug look on my face? – I think looking happy is worse. You’re fine. Smug, sad is a good combo. – I didn’t say I was sad. – Well here we are. Would you like your
followers to come in with you so you can tell how you’re doing? – No, I’m alright. – Okay then, good luck. And I should’ve said this earlier, but congratulations. – Hello. Welcome to the Institute of
the Real and Really Real. I’m the Minister of
Public Private Relations. Puppy? We’re teaching them
how to take selfies. But I understand the hesitation. Selfie’s a big responsibility. Abby, do you know why you’re here? – Um no, no. – You’re here because we’ve chosen you. Life’s one long application
and I’ve read yours. Very, very impressive. – What is that? – Every e-mail or text message you’ve ever sent or received, every comment you’ve ever posted posted on social media or blog. – I thought all that stuff
was being stored in the cloud. – That is the cloud Abby.
Your small piece of it. So according to our records,
on March 8th of this year, the actress Natasha Lyonne posted the following on Instagram: “It must be really cool to work at NASA.” Do you recall what you
replied to this comment about our national space program? You wrote Mom. A term of affection implying that you’re
so fond of Ms. Lyonne, that you wish she were your mother. I’m gonna ask you something Abby and I’d like for you
to answer me honestly. Do you want Ms. Lyonne to
actually be your mother? – Yes? – See, that’s what I thought. Abby, I’d like you to meet your new mom. – Hey kiddo. I’m Natasha. I guess just call me Mom. – Oh God. I’ve loved you for so long. – I have loved you for so little, but I am proud of you. – For what? – For being a big fan of mine. – How old are you? -34 – I’m 26. – Oh yeah, I’m 32. Nice place. – Thank you. – Yeah.
– Thanks. – Abby! Where ya from again? – Cleveland. – Ah, that’s right. The land of the Cleve, huh? – Yep. My allergies
are up again sweetie. Maybe it’s a mold thing or a dust day. Thank you. – Are you okay? – Ugh, Mom drink some water. Oh don’t do this again. You can’t do this in public, it’s really. – Got it. Um look, we got the same thing sweetie. Oh there it is, I couldn’t hear the beep. Hi Abby baby. I — love — you.
I love you so much. You’re my little tiny baby. Oh, I’m so sorry. I didn’t realize I was touching you even. What’s going on, are you single? But have you been to Tahoe? Who’d you go with? – Friends, you know. – Oh, who, which friends? – Um Maya, James. – Um hmm, James. Do I know him? You got a little something sweetie. No. Come here, here comes Mommy. Yeah, just check in or… I can call you later. – Oh my god. Oh god, please– – Oh please, what do you care if I die? – That is adorable. – Yeah. – Look at you two. – Yeah, I know, I know. We were so happy that Wednesday. Oh hey hun, have you met Karen? – Hey. I’m her mother. – I’m her mother. – Abby? I’m her mom. – I’m her mom.
– I’m her mom. – I’m her mom. – I am her mom. – I am her mom. – I’m her mom.
– I’m her mom. – I’m her mom. – I’m her mom. – Oh September 30th, Kim
Gordon posted a photo of a pair of pants flung
onto a hotel floor. – Great shot.
– Thank you. – Beneath that photo, you, Patrick, wrote marry me. Well today Patrick, and
this is why I love my job, you, get to marry Kim. By the power vested in
me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. – Stop!
– Sorry, sir! – Abby! So lovely to see you,
and how’s your mother? – Which one? – The real one. – I’m her mom.
– I’m her mom. – I’m her mom.
– I’m her mom. – I’m her mom.
– I’m her mom. – Bonjour Abby. Uh it’s Mom, Natasha. – I saw a really great blouse and I wanted to get it for you. I wasn’t sure if you were gonna like it. I don’t want you to have to
deal with returns and whatever, I know it’s so annoying. But I do think you’ll
probably get a store credit. So, you know what, I don’t
want you to wait on the phone, just call me back, check on.

100 thoughts on “KENZO “The Realest Real”, a movie by Carrie Brownstein

  1. I think this short film is making fun of how we interact with people, most importantly celebrities, on social media. it's showing us that we idolize people we barely know, and we say that wish we could marry them or be related to them, when if that were a reality, it might not be as perfect as we hoped

  2. when I watched this I had two emotions: one was 'oh no, I really relate, oh dear, maybe it's time to stop idolising celebrities, everyone should realise that they're people too', and the other was 'but mY MOM ROWAN SLAYED THIS SO GOOD!1'

  3. It deserves a more enticing THUMBNAIL. This short in incredible! And yet, when we share it on Social Media, NOBODY clicks/watches it. Mahershala Ali in front of the huge pile of paper would have made a better clickbait – or, well, the puppies in the basket πŸ™‚


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  6. A house divided huh… "Let not them that are mine enemies WRONGFULLY<-(THE DEVIL IS A LIAR!) rejoice over me: neither let them wink with the eye that hate me without a cause."- 35:19 (KJV)

    You ain't won, I REBUKE YOU!, And your demonic influence on this world, in the name of JESUS!

    And, behold, they cried out, saying, What have we to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God? art thou come hither to torment us before the time?" Matthew 8:29 (KJV) Your time is almost UP! and as it is written….

    "That at the name of JESUS EVERY KNEE SHOULD BOW! , of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth; 11 And that every tongue should confess that JESUS CHRIST IS LORD!, to the glory of GOD THE FATHER! – Philippians 2:11 (KJV)

    To those that were called here following FAMILIAR SPIRITS "Flee also youthful lusts: but follow righteousness, faith, charity, peace, with them that call on the Lord out of a pure heart.

    23 But foolish and unlearned questions avoid, knowing that they do gender strifes.

    24 And the servant of the Lord must not strive; but be gentle unto all men, apt to teach, patient,

    25 In meekness instructing those that oppose themselves; if God peradventure will give them repentance to the acknowledging of the truth; – 2 Timothy 2:25 (KJV)

    And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD. Joshua 24:15 (KJV)

    It's YOUR house, and It's YOUR choice!

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