The Story of the First Friendsgiving

The Story of the First Friendsgiving


– [Announcer] Thank you everyone. Let’s all take a seat because
the show is about to begin. (applause) And now, the story of
the first Friendsgiving. Long, long ago in 2005
in the land of Brooklyn. A pioneer name Aspen came
to live by his belief that he should be a singer songwriter. (applause) I am an artist. ‘Sup dogs. Aspen could not go home for Thanksgiving because he didn’t want to. Sorry Mom, I’m really slammed. See you at Christmas! Oh no my favorite bars are closed! I know what I’ll do.
I’ll make a new holiday that takes place on Thanksgiving. I’ll call it Friendsgiving. Aspen put forth the call far and wide. That all might come to Friendsgiving. Like give me a heads up how many total. (applause) Tight. Sounds cool. Sunglasses emoji. All the friends brought something to share and this is what they brought. (applause) I am beer! I am one raw potato.
That’s Thanksgiving, right? I’m a weird rice thing brought by a Vegan. There’s plenty of me for everyone. – [Friends] Gross! This is going great. Now it’s time to put
the turkey in the oven. I am Aspen’s oven. I’ve never
been used and I’m always. Always been. Been. Broken. Broken. Oh no my oven is broken
and there’s not enough food and I only have one chair! What will I do? And in Aspen’s darkest hour, a Friendsgiving miracle did occur. I’m a native Brooklyn drug dealer. I have drugs for sale. – [Friends] Yay! Drugs! And so everyone ate and
drank and smoked a little pot because they didn’t have to
worry about their parents. Everyone’s sure Grace and
Jeff went home together. Because of me! – [Friends] Gross! And that’s the story of why
we celebrate Friendsgiving every year until we grow up. (applause) That’s cultural appropriation. Hi it’s Zack from College
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61 thoughts on “The Story of the First Friendsgiving

  1. I like the thumbnail title design before…It changed after the “gross ass car” episode…now it’s just red/black/white text and not creative at all. Did the person used to design the thumbnail title leave CH???

  2. that's my oven. 20 own house live alone. eating like im single. only two of the pilot lights work and on the rare occasion of using the oven it only works one 1/3 of the times that I actually try

  3. 'Thats cultural appropriation' lol you my lil dude, are correct. Lol this actually wasnt a bad skit, sounds like most of the 'Friendsgiving's ive been too. Well, except the food part for me, we actually bring legit food lol gotta have something for the muchies after the smoke and beer lol

  4. I thought it was pretty funny, but it seems like I'm the only one who thinks that lol.
    I'm a high-schooler in LA and this is how a lot of Friendsgivings work around here even for us teens unfortunately.

  5. UGHHHH THAT KIDS COAT SLEEVE IS TO SHORT ON HIS SUIT COAT!!!! IT NEEDS TO BE DOWN AT THE WRIST WITH ONE QUARTER OF AN INCH OF THE DRESS SHIRT SLEEVE SHOWING!!! WHY IS HIS JACKET THIS SHORT?!?

    I work in tuxedo rental can you tell?

  6. You have to be a real scumbag to invent something like freindsgiving, to invent a holiday literally made to stay away from your parents.

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