The Tragedy – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

The Tragedy – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts


(people screaming) – Okay, Rose! Here it comes! Count to three and hold your breath!! One, two, three!! (both inhale deeply) – Phew! – (coughing) (puck clicking) – (surprised yell) Oh. (grunts) – Ah! (groans angrily) – (chuckles) (slaps self and groans) (puck clicking continuously) (both grunt) (puck clicking continuously) (both grunting) (plays air hockey all night) (puck clicks) (wave approaches, body splashes) – (grunts) (groans angrily) (horn blowing in the distance) (♫) – [softly] In your own words, tell us your story, Rose. Take us back. – I met the love of my life on that vessel; a young boy by the name of Jack. I beat that bitch fifty-two to two!! (♫)

100 thoughts on “The Tragedy – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

  1. 1:02– 1:20 I like this part because there is a morning after the nightmare in the Atlantic ocean like Titanic death

  2. Where is that capitan who ran away with speed boat? He is hiding in Uttar Pradesh India, father of meetu khanki chudi arya

  3. The boat should have sucked them into the watery depths below and they would've washed up on some beach somewhere as blobby white corpses.

  4. … Serious question. With all that activity playing air hockey, wouldn’t Jack’s body have been just warm enough not to freeze to death?

  5. Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  6. mi tímpano izquierdo está como roto esto significara algo Temis? (el teclado dice temí)
    sabiendo que nunca me gusta dañar ninguna partede mi cuerpo que estee perfecto sin un rasguño

  7. "I met the love of my life on that boat…a young boy by the name of Jack…I BEAT THAT BITCH 52 TO 2!!"

    Probably me if I ever get in a relationship…

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