Too Clumsy To Be A Surgeon, Rachel Bloom Chose Musical Theatre Instead

Too Clumsy To Be A Surgeon, Rachel Bloom Chose Musical Theatre Instead


EVERYBODY, MY NEXT GUEST IS A
GOLDEN GLOBE WINNING STAR AND CREATOR OF CRAZY EX GIRLFRIEND. PLEASE WELCOME RACHELLE BLOOM. (APPLAUSE)
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>HIMENT NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. I FEEL LIKE A SEXY SALSA DANCER
IN THIS. SO I WANTED TO SALSA DANCE.>>Stephen: YOU TALLLY LOOKED
LIKE A SEXY SALSA DANCER IN THAT.>>GRASSIA.>>Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS ON
THE GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATION. I KNOW YOU DIDN’T WIN THIS YEAR,
YOU WON LAST YEAR DISN WIN THIS YEAR.>>THAT IS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THE
GLOBS THERE WAS A REASON THAT WE GOT RENEWED TO A SECOND AND
THIRD SEASON.>>Stephen: THIRD SEASON HAS
JUST BEEN ANNOUNCED. CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. (APPLAUSE)
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE REASON YOU LIKE THE GOLDEN GLOBES IS
BECAUSE THERE IS A BAR.>>THERE IS A LOT OF ALCOHOL. AND THIS YEAR BECAUSE I WAS
PRETTY CERTAIN I WASN’T GOING TO WIN, I GOT PRETTY CRAPPED FACE
PRETTY EARLY ON.>>Stephen: YOU GOD GLOBED
FACED.>>I GOT GLOBED PHASE.>>Stephen: I HAVE NEVER BEEN
BUT THE EMMYS AND GRAMMIES, THE BAR CLOSES, AS SOON AS THE SHOW
STARTS THE BAR CLOSES WHICH IS RIDICULOUS, BECAUSE WHEN YOU
LOSE, THAT IS WHEN YOU REALLY WANT A COCKTAIL.>>AND THEN YOU HAVE TO AREA A
HIP FLACCIDK WHICH IS LARD TO FIT UNDER SPANX. I THOUGHT B THEY MAKE WINE BRAS
WHERE YOU REQUEST PUT WINE IN A BRA AND KIND OF SIP IT.>>Stephen: DID YOU BRING
ENOUGH ENOUGH TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE.>>I WISH HI ONE RIGHT NOW, IT
WAS LIKE A SUPER LONG STRAW AND I COULD FEED THE FANS.>>Stephen: CAN I– WHAT IS ON
THE NAILS THERE.>>SO I WENT TO THE GLOBES LAST
WEEK AND I WANTED TO– I WAS NOMINATED FOR ACTING AND I
WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU KNOW, A LEAD ACTRESS ON THE SHOW IS ONLY
AS GOOD AS HER AMAZING COSTARS SO I GOT THE FACES OF ALL OF MY
COSTARS ON THE NAILS.>>Stephen: KNEW.>>THAT IS PETE GARDNER.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: I KNOW THAT GUY. WE WERE FRIENDS BACK IN CHICAGO. I WOULD RECOGNIZE HIM ON A
FINGER NAIL ANYWHERENESS.>>I REALIZE PETE PLAYS ON MY
YOA SHOA AND PETE’S MUSTACHE IS ICONIC BUT WHEN WE REALIZED,
BECAUSE WE HAD TO DO A VERSION OF HIM ON A BROOM STICK ON THE
SHOW, LONG STORY, CHECK IT OUT FRIDAY NIGHTS AT 9:00. WE REALIZED HIS EYEBROWS WERE
ALMOST AS THICKET AS HIS MUSTACHE.>>Stephen: IT’S LIKE LIKE HE
HAS THREE MUSTACHES ON HIS FACE. HE’S THREE TIMES THE TOM
SELLECK.>>HE REALLY IS. NOW YOU STARTED OFF IN MUSICAL
THEATER AND SWITCHED OVER TO DO COMEDY.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: YOU WERE AT NYU,
GRADUATE STUDENT.>>I WAS UNDERGRAD.>>Stephen: AND THEN YOU
SWIMPED OVER TO STUDY WITH THE PEOPLE ATU CB HERE IN NEW YORK. WHY, YOU STAYED STILL STUDYING
AT NYU THOUGH, YOU JUST DOUBLED UP.>>I WAS KIND OF DOING BOTH. ON A SCRECH GROUP AT NYU AND I
REALLY FELL HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH COMEDY. LIKE INSTANTLY AS I STARTED
DOING IT.>>Stephen: WERE YOU HEDGING
YOUR BETS OR OBSESSIVE, LIKE YOU HAVE TO KEEP AS MUCH AS
POSSIBLE.>>I– YOU KNOW WHAT, I DIDN’T,
MY WHOLE LIFE I HAD BEEN LIKE I WANT TO BE ON BROADWAY AND IF I
DON’T GET ON BROADWAY I’M A HORRIBLE PERSON WHO SHOULD KILL
HER SEVERE. AND I DIDN’T HAVE– BUT THAT’S
HOW MUSICAL THEATER KIDS ARE, YOU ARE TALENTED IS SYNONYMOUS
WITH YOUR SELF-WORTH, AND IT’S NOT 45E89Y. BUT WHEN I GOT INTO COMEDY I
HADN’T TOLD MYSELF MY WHOLE LIFE I’M GOING TO A WORLD FAMOUS
COMEDIAN SO I WENT INTO IT WITH THIS OPEN MIND, I DON’T HAVE TO
BE THE BEST, I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN.>>Stephen: DID YOU ALWAYS
WANT TO BE IN SHOW BUSINESS. DID YOU CONSIDER ANYTHING ELSE. YOU GREW NEWSPAPER L.A.>>I DID.>>Stephen: YOU SOO TO
CONSIDER SHOW BUSINESS IN L.A., IT’S SORT OF LIKE, IT’S THE
FACTORY JOB IN TOWN.>>IT IS KIND OF THE FACTORY
JOB. I GREW UP IN THE SUBURBS AND NO
ONE IN MY FAMILY WAS REALLY IN SHOW BUSINESS EXCEPT FOR MY
GRANDFATHER WAS LIKE AN AMATEUR STAND UP COMEDIANS BUT STOLE ALL
HIS JOKES FROM BOOKS. BUT I DID FOR AWHILE, I WAS ALSO
REALLY INTERESTED IN, I KIND OF WANTED TO BE A SURGEON FOR
AWHILE. BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE CUTTING
THINGS OPEN AND SEEING THEIR GUTS. AND I VOLUNTARILY JOINED
A– DPSH.>>Stephen: YOU KNOW YOU HAVE
TO PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT
PART.>>WHAT? NO.>>Stephen: MUSICAL THEATER OR
CUT PEOPLE OPEN, SO SWEENEY TODD WAS YOUR FIRST MUSICAL I’M
GUESSING.>>HONESTLY ONE OF MY FAVORITES,
YES.>>Stephen: WHY DIDN’T YOU DO
THE DOCTOR?>>WELL, I JOINED THE– I JOINED
THIS THING IN MY MIDDLE SCHOOLED, THE FUTURE SURGEONS OF
MBMS AFTER SCHOOL WHERE WE VOLUNTARILY DISSECTED PIGS THE
WHOLE TIME. AND I JUST ACCIDENTALLY KEPT
CASS TRAITING THEM. AND I– I REALIZED THAT– — I
JUST REALIZED I DON’T HAVE QUITE– I THINK MY– I THINK I
HAD TOO CLUMSY A HAND. AND SO I WENT TO THE OBVIOUS
NEXT CHOICE WHICH WAS MUSICAL THEATER.>>Stephen: CRAZY EX GIRL
FRIEND, THE THIRD SEASON IS COMING UP. THERE IS A NEW EPISODE COMING UP
THIS FRIDAY AT 9:00 AS I HAVE HEARD.>>YES.>>Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP
FROM A NEW EPISODE. YOU CAN SET UP WHAT IS HAPPENING
IN THIS?>>YEAH, SO MY CHARACTER WHO IS
A BROKEN PERSON IS GETTING HIT ON BY ANOTHER BROKEN PERSON AND
THE SHOW IS A MUSICAL AND THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE TO KNOW.>>Stephen: JIM, LET’S WATCH
THE BROKEN PEOPLE. FORTUNATELY I WANT TO HAVE SEX
WITH YOU. ♪ DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. ♪ MAYBE YOU LOST SOME WEIGHT. ♪ FOR SOME REASON YOU’RE NOW ON
THE TOP OF MY TO DO LIST. ♪ LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH. ♪ SO I CAN FOCUS ON OTHER TASKS. ♪ LET’S HAVE INTERCOURSE. ♪ JUST PRETEND I’M SEDUCING YOU. ♪ COME ON LET’S QUICKLY HAVE
INTERCOURSE. ♪ SO I CAN MOVE ON. ♪ WITH MY LIFE.>>Stephen: THAT’S THE PART
CBS WILL LET ME SHOW. LOVELY TO SEE YOU, THANK YOU FOR
BEING HERE. YOU CAN WATCH CRAZY EX
GIRLFRIENDS FRIDAY ON THE C-W. RACHEL BLOOM, EVERYBODY. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LOUIE
ANDERSON.

74 thoughts on “Too Clumsy To Be A Surgeon, Rachel Bloom Chose Musical Theatre Instead

  1. Haha, that introduction, Im looking at Stephen and he isnt really sure how to approach that situation, but he is sort of dancing along.. ish!! 😀

  2. Feel confident in saying that this is one of the most creative and hilarious shows on tv right now, so glad for season three!! I love her!!

  3. She's a cutie-pie and my girl "crush" and I'm going to meet her soon because my son's girlfriend went to school with her in Manhattan Beach!! RACHEL BLOOM ROCKS!

  4. I think she knew that she couldn't say "shit" on network TV after they had to bleep it out on her show so instead she says "crap-faced"

  5. I love Rachel Bloom so much! Crazy Ex girlfriend is a great show, and Rachel herself is just so funny! Can't wait for season 3

  6. She comes up with all the songs in Crazy ex-girlfriend and I can't help but just feel amazed at how talented Rachel Bloom is! She sings, dances, and acts now that's a triple threat!

  7. She went from this to shit on her Bill Nye performance. Cancer is now taking place in human evoloution.

  8. Rahel Bloom with Bill Nye, she performed a song that is as pathetic as her fat ass believing that she is a sexy salsa dancer. This is the cancer they are feeding our children. Total Garbage. Never shared the believe that Hollywood is corrupt and disgusting until a couple of years ago and now I can't deny the truth. Cream may rise to the top but so do some turds.

  9. I can't tell you how many times i put that clip on loop when i first watched that episode. Nathaniel is searingly hot.

  10. Rachel Bloom Gets Honest About Beauty Standards, Money, and the Male Gaze

    Crazy Ex-Girlfriend creator and star Rachel Bloom opens up to deputy director Sam Escobar for Allure.com’s fall digital cover story.

    http://celebritytends.com/rachel-bloom-gets-honest-about-beaut/

  11. I only like one of the songs and that’s the Valencia one now I feel like the songs ruin the flow of the show cuz i laugh at a joke and out of no where a song comes and I’m like oh damn

  12. Is this that cringe inducing bitch that wrote the Sex Junk song and helped ruin Bill Nye? lol Of course she’s on Colbert. Cringeworthy Faggot

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