VILLAGER (and Pillager?) NEWS

VILLAGER (and Pillager?) NEWS


[MUSIC] Villager
News. Breaking news. An update has swept the realm, changing villager life forever. But one villager refuses to
embrace our new way of life. Here’s Villager Number
Nine with more info. Thank you, Villager Number Five. Fellow citizen, why don’t
you want the update? Everybody loves the update, why don’t you want to update? But I do want the update. Are you against the update? Have you even tried the update? But I am getting the update. What about the new features? Do you think you’re better than us? What? I didn’t say any of that. We thought you might say that. So we made this video for you. What? Welcome to the most
Villager-friendly update ever! There’s campfires, berry bushes. Panda. There’s Taiga Villages,
Desert Villages. Panda. Tundra Villages. Savannah Villages. Uh…fox. Villagers all over the
realm are loving life! Thanks to the update, I got a job as an armorer. Look at all this stuff. The update gave me a
whole bunch of new trade. And look – we have levels now! Gotta find a bed! Gotta find a bed! Agghhh! Yes, we all have new
jobs now. I’m a farmer. Hey, get off my crop! Shoo! Get away! Ugh, nitwits! Any bad thing? No, no, the update is the greatest thing to
happen to villager kind! See how much better
your life could be! Get the Village & Pillage update today! Uh, the Village and what? Doesn’t it look great? Uh, did that say “Pillage”? Sir, will you be updating now? Uhhhh…. Well, there you have
it. Another citizen satisfied with the update. Thank you, Villager Number Nine. The Village & Pillage Update is out now. Have you updated yet? Yes. Not you, them! [MUSIC] Villager News.

100 thoughts on “VILLAGER (and Pillager?) NEWS

  1. Top #£'&'^ most unbeliavle crossovers in history
    1- VILLAGER (and pillager?) NEWS
    2- super smash bros
    3- minecraft x the incredibles
    4- mario + rabbids:kingdom battle
    5- riddle of the rocks 2

  2. What?! This is official minecraft. This is AWESOME! Get Mumbo Jumbo, Grain, Iskal, Tango Tek, and Poppualrmmos to test out your next game.

  3. “This is the best thing to happen to villager kind!” screaming villagers in the background
    happy villagers I mean

  4. Mojang: "no villagers got hurt in the making of this video."

    Me: "but the pilla-

    Mojang: "don't say anything!!!!!!!"

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